Monday, November 30, 2020
Beneath the Stains of Time: Sleightly Invisible (1986) by Patrick A. Kelley
Bookblog of the Bristol Library: Jane Austen’s Emma on Film
Aubrey Hamilton Reviews: The False-Hearted Teddy by John J. Lamb
The Bear
Collector mysteries by John J. Lamb were published between 2006 and 2009. Only
five titles in the series but they earned a devoted following who still miss
them. One of the perils of publishing is the compulsion to identify a niche and
when a book doesn’t fit the niche assigned it especially well, readers who
would love the book are more likely not to find it, losing the book essential
reviews, praise, critical acclaim, and ultimately sales. This is what happened
to this series, I think, which deserved more attention than it got. The teddy
bear angle attracted cozy readers who didn’t bargain for the policework in the
books, and police procedural readers didn’t consider them because of the teddy
bears.
These books
sound fluffy and cozy and they are, to the extent they are centered around an
ex-cop and his second career as a high-end teddy bear artisan. However, they
are also rock-solid police procedurals. Lamb writes authoritatively and with
experience about the process of investigating homicides and his knowledge
informs nearly every page. He is also invested in the world of artisan stuffed
animals, which is big business with the potential for franchise sales to toy
manufacturers and Saturday morning cartoon shows. In this aspect these books
remind me a good deal of the Emma Lathen books which featured John Putnam
Thatcher, a banker who was forever getting involved in murders committed for
money. In each Lathen book the reader received an education in a specific
industry while following the banker/amateur detective.
In The
False-Hearted Teddy (Berkley, 2007), the second in the series, the economic
side of the business is clearly displayed. Brad Lyon and his wife Ashleigh
travel to Baltimore for a national teddy bear convention and public show. This
show is important because of the industry judging and awards and the attendant
sales and publicity. Receiving one of the awards can mean a significant boost
to an artisan’s career. One of the exhibitors dies suddenly after being accused
of stealing her bears’ designs, which a big-time toymaker had offered to buy
and mass produce. Brad unofficially starts looking into the evidence, invoking
the ire of the investigating officer, and is promptly arrested for the murder.
The beginning
chapters of the book are mostly centered on the bears but once the murder is
committed, the police procedural side takes over for the rest of the story. The
comments on the traffic and area landmarks are entertaining to residents. There
is an indirect reference to Mystery Loves Company, a mystery bookstore that
resided in Fells Point for a long time and has since moved to Oxford, Maryland.
These books
are still in print, which should tell the publisher how much of a mistake it
was to drop them, and are therefore readily available. Recommended for readers
of middle-of-the-road mysteries looking for a new pandemic series.
·
Mass Market Paperback: 262 pages
·
ISBN-13: 978-0425216101
·
ISBN-10: 0425216101
· Publisher: Berkley; First Edition (June 5, 2007)
Aubrey Hamilton ©2020
Aubrey Hamilton is a former librarian who works
on Federal It projects by day and reads mysteries at night.
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Bitter Tea and Mystery: Moonflower Murders by Anthony Horowitz
Do Some Damage: Special Delivery by Claire Booth
SHOTSMAG CONFIDENTIAL: Books to Look Forward To From Europa Editions
Saturday, November 28, 2020
KRL This Week Update for 11/28/2020
Up in KRL this morning a review and giveaway of another Christmas mystery, "Candy Slain Murder" by Maddie Day https://kingsriverlife.com/11/28/candy-slain-murder-by-maddie-day/
And a review of another Christmas mystery, "A Garland of Bones" by Carolyn Haines https://kingsriverlife.com/11/28/a-garland-of-bones-by-carolyn-haines/
We also have the latest mystery Coming Attractions from Sunny Frazier along with a giveaway of "Can't Judge a Book By Its Murder" by Amy Lillard https://kingsriverlife.com/11/28/coming-attractions-covid-christmas-edition/
For those who prefer to listen to Mysteryrat's Maze Podcast directly on KRL, you can find the player here for the episode that went up this week featuring the mystery short story "No More Excuses" by Guy Belleranti, read by local actor Sean Hopper https://kingsriverlife.com/11/28/new-mysteryrano-more-excuses-by-guy-bellertanti/
Up in KRL News and Reviews this week we have a review and ebook giveaway of "Gooseberry Christmas" by Kathi Daley https://www.krlnews.com/2020/11/gooseberry-christmas-by-kathi-daley.html
And a review and giveaway of "Lowcountry Boughs of Holly" by Susan M Boyer and published by Henery Press https://www.krlnews.com/2020/11/lowcountry-boughs-of-holly-by-susan-m.html
Happy reading,
Lorie
Scott's Take: The Guinevere Deception by Kirsten White (Camelot Rising Trilogy)
The
Guinevere Deception by Kirsten
White is
the first book in a new series that is inspired by the legend of King Arthur and
is billed as a retelling of it with a new spin. In this universe, King Arthur has
been forced to send Merlin away due to a strict ban on magic. If King Arthur
had not sent Merlin away, he would have been deposed because the people of
Camelot do not trust magic. Despite the fact that King Arthur fights magical
threats and uses a magical sword to defeat them, the people of Camelot want
magic and anyone who uses magic---except for the King—banned from the land. Regardless of what the people want, which King
Artur will comply with not to be deposed, he still needs more than his sword.
He needs a magical protector to protect him from all foes who use magic as a
weapon.
Merlin has a
unique plan. He will send his own daughter to live as a deceased princess named
Guinevere. She will give up her real name, her memories, and everything she has
known to be Princess Guinevere. She will marry the King, become his Queen, and
his protector. Merlin is sacrificing his own daughter so that King Arthur will
live and fulfill his destiny. For that to happen, she will have to face enemies
inside and outside of Camelot who seek to destroy the young King and Camelot itself.
This is a book
that that is not easy to talk about without ruining the read. It can be said
that this version of the legend blends new and old elements from the various myths
and clearly is at least partially inspired by the Merlin BBC TV series. The Guinevere Deception is an
intriguing tale that mixes humor, action, drama, and magic, in a very good
start to a new series.
The next book in
the series is, The Camelot’s Betrayal, and it is currently on order at the
library system.
The Guinevere
Deception (Camelot Rising Trilogy)
Kirsten White
http://kierstenwrites.blogspot.com/
Delacorte Press
(Penguin Random House)
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/572887/the-guinevere-deception-by-kiersten-white/
November 2019
ISBN#:
978-0-525-58167-3
Hardback (also available
in audio, eBook, and paperback format)
347 Pages
My reading copy
came from the Lakewood Branch of the Dallas Public Library System.
Scott A. Tipple ©2020
Friday, November 27, 2020
Publishing ... and Other Forms of Insanity: 59 Calls for Submissions in December 2020 - Paying Markets
Beneath the Stains of Time: Sudden Death (1932) by Freeman Wills Crofts
Bookblog of the Bristol Library: Heating & Cooling: 52 Micro-Memoirs by Beth Ann Fennelly
SHOTSMAG CONFIDENTIAL: Books To Look Forward To From Michael Joseph Books
FFB Review: Instruments of Night (1998) by Thomas H. Cook Reviewed by Barry Ergang
For this final Friday in November as you
surface from your Turkey driven coma, I offer you Barry’s Review of Instruments
of Night by Thomas H. Cook. The review originally ran in late 2007 and then
again in 2012, so it has been quite some time since it saw the light of day
here. After you read his review and mosey around here, make sure you ride over
to Patti Abbott’s blog as well as Aubrey
Nye Hamilton’s Happiness Is A Warm Book blog and see what they
suggest today. Be sure to comment with your own FFB reviews and links.
Instruments of Night (1998) by Thomas H. Cook
reviewed by Barry Ergang
Novelist Paul Graves is a man
literally haunted by his past. The ghosts of one grim and brutal night invade
his thoughts daily, summoned or unbidden, and lend their power to his books.
Raised on a small farm in
In the story's present, a
forty-five-year-old Graves lives a life of self-imposed relative seclusion in
Graves is invited to
Riverwood, an estate in the
Reluctant at first,
What might seem like a dry
historical probe is rendered dramatic by
I should add, for Golden Age
fans, that although Instruments of Night is very much a psychological
thriller, it's also a fairly-clued mystery. The key clue is extremely subtle
and easily overlooked.
I discovered Edgar Allan Poe
in early adolescence, William Faulkner in my late teens. What struck me about
both of their prose styles was the quality of envelopment: you might be sitting
in a riotous, crowded stadium during the Super Bowl or the World Series, but if
you were reading one of their stories, you'd feel as though you were alone in
inky blackness, aswirl in the story's events. Thomas H. Cook—at least in this
novel, the first of his I've read—conveys that same envelopment.
So why am I torn about this
book?
It's very well-written,
Cook's prose often lyrical. The characters are properly fleshed-out, the pacing
spot-on, and the suspense carefully built and sustained.
But its tone is unremittingly
dark. In short stories like Poe's, where uniformity of tone was a goal, that
quality is tolerable. Many of Faulkner's darker novels were occasionally
relieved by moments of levity. Not so Instruments of Night. Cook
sometimes overdoes
With that caveat in
place, I can recommend Instruments of Night as worth your time.
For more on the Golden Age
follow the link http://gadetection.pbwiki.com/
Barry Ergang © 2007, 2012, 2020
Derringer Award-winner Barry Ergang’s written
work has appeared in numerous publications, print and electronic. Some of it is
available at Amazon and at Smashwords. His website is http://www.writetrack.yolasite.com/ where he is available for your editing needs.
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Happy Thanksgiving To You And Yours
Thanksgiving Day is always tough as it was this day in 2011 when the docs came in and broke the news to us about Sandi and her cancers. Our world changed that day and was never normal again. Certainly, this past year has been tough as both Scott and I have had some major medical stuff.
But, in the awesome news department, Scott has not had a seizure since the nightmare night in July and the cancer scare for me turned out to be nothing more than a scare. I am very grateful for both deals as either or both could very easily have gone the other way. We are also still here and hanging in despite everything and that counts for a lot. Yes, I am damn near broke and may have to sell the house in a year or so to survive, but we are still better off than back the apartments where we were often within hours of eviction every month those last few years. Many of you continue to make the point here, on FB, and elsewhere, that you are thinking about us, praying for us, etc., and we both are very grateful.
Whether or not Covid 19 was possibly lurking in every breath you take, it would be a quiet one here at the house. As always, the NFL is on and the Cowboys play later today. This year, for the first time in several, a turkey will soon be in the oven as I try to bring a little sense of normalcy back into our lives. Since turkeys are really nothing more than chickens jacked up on steroids, I think I should be able to do this. Time will tell how well I pulled that feat off.
Big time thank you to one and all who keep following this blog, reading my reviews and other things, and think of us now and then. Big time thank you to Lesa Holstine whose picture above on her blog this morning cracked me up and I am borrowing and using without shame.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from Scott and I. May you have a wonderful one.
Publishing ... and Other Forms of Insanity: 50 Writing Contests in December 2020 - No entry fees
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Bookblog of the Bristol Library: Nevermore: Murmur of Bees, Bitter and Sweet, Alexander Hamilton, The Historian, Man on a Raft, Elderly Lady Is Up to No Good
TOUGH: New Tough Associates!
Beneath the Stains of Time: Room 103: "The Half-Invisible Man" (1974) by Bill ...
Short Story Wednesday Review: Mystery Weekly Magazine: May 2020
Mystery
Weekly Magazine: May 2020 issue opens with “The Rusted Beetle” by James Nolan. He has
been able to hide in the tiny village of St. Julien in France for some time. He
thought he was safe until the man with the black backpack showed up at the same
time the legendary wind that is said to have made Van Gough mad started up
again. He ran to escape prison, but he may very soon find himself imprisoned
just the same.
It is the
60’s and the narrator wants a raise. Like all bosses, pretty much everywhere,
Mel of Sweatshop Comics isn’t about to raise the pay of anyone. Certainly, he
isn’t going to give our narrator one in “Letterman” by Martin Zeigler. The
problem is that now that the narrator asked, Mel intends to detail why it won’t
happen as things get heated in a lot of different ways.
It has been
awhile, but private investigator Jack Laramie is back in “The Don Juan of
Eldorado” by Alec Cizak. Dodging the sink holes in the flat roadway somewhere
in central Texas was possible with the old Desoto and attached horse trailer,
but when the guy in front of him lost the load of four dishwashers off his
truck, the resulting shrapnel was everywhere and killed the tires on his
trailer. The trip into nearby Eldorado for tires will also lead him into a
murder case and more.
Ike Connolly
has a tough job to do as the meeting of Chapter #231 of “The Mike Association”
begins. He has to tell the assembled Mikes in the backroom of Mike’s beer
emporium that one of their own is dead. Mike Cooper was murdered and while he
was certainly not representative of how Mikes normally act and behave; he
certainly did not deserve to be murdered. Private Eye Mike Connolly is also
distressed to learn that the police have arrested Mike Witherspoon for the
murder. Clearly, that can’t be right as one Mike would never kill another Mike
in “Paying your dues” by Steve Schrott. It is worth noting that no Kevins were
involved in any way, shape, or form in this tale and if they had been, the case
would have been solved quicker and with far more style, class, and humor due to
our clearly superior abilities.
The lesson
Marcus Lattimer learned in the fourth grade have served his life well in
“Creatures of Our Desire” by Bruce McAllister. That lesson shaped him in a way
that nobody expected. He was not the only one affected by it either.
Stopping that
bank robbery in the Sierra Nevada’s was a mistake as it brought him attention.
The last thing he wants or needs is attention from anyone in “The Left-Handed
Pistol” by Martin Hill Ortiz. He now has the full attention of Sheriff Wilton.
That attention to him, his actions as well as his past, is going to be a
problem one way or another.
The
“You-Solve-It” in this issue is “Desperate Letters” by Stacy Woodson. Mail
Carrier Mabel Fitzgibbon is asked to help out on a missing person’s case by the
police chief and a U.S. Marshal. A clue could be the way he left the marquee on
the old town theater. Stan and Mabel belong to the same local puzzle group so
if the marquee means anything, law enforcement hopes she can figure it out.
The issue
concludes with the solution to the April puzzle titled “The Purloined Pearls”
by Laird Long.
As always
with this publication, the read has a lot of variety across the mystery genre.
Humor occasionally makes an appearance in Mystery Weekly Magazine: May
2020, but the main focus is on the mystery each tale presents. This issue
is another entertaining mix of solidly good stories and enjoyable reads.
For quite some time now I have been gifted a subscription by the publisher with no expectation at all of a review.
Kevin R.
Tipple ©2020
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Do Some Damage: Your Book Cover May Suck by Richie Narvaez
SHOTSMAG CONFIDENTIAL: Outstanding crime fiction from Finland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden shortlisted for the 2020 Petrona Award
Monday, November 23, 2020
Crime Watch Review: LITTLE CRUELTIES by Liz Nugent
Crime Review Update
We feature new 20 reviews in each issue of Crime Review (www.crimereview.co.uk), together with a top industry interview. This time it’s author Harriet Tyce in the Countdown hot seat: http://www.crimereview.co.uk/page.php/interview/8906
We’re on Twitter at:
Crime Review: @CrimeReviewUK
Linda Wilson: @CrimeReviewer
Sharon Wheeler: @lartonmedia
This week’s reviews are:
ZERO 22 by Chris Ryan, reviewed by Linda Wilson
Despite an ambush that leaves Danny Black the only
survivor of an SAS unit, it’s not long before he’s deployed again, this time to
assist in the assassination of the man ultimately responsible for the attack
that left so many of his teammates dead.
THE POSTSCRIPT MURDERS by Elly Griffiths, reviewed by
Viv Beeby
Ninety-year-old Peggy has two main interests in life –
observing the comings and goings beneath her bay window in Seaview Court and
murder. So when Peggy is found dead in
her favourite chair, notebook by her side, it must surely be from natural
causes – mustn't it?
BROKEN by Don Winslow, reviewed by Chris Roberts
Six short stories set in the US featuring people on
the wrong side of the law and those who oppose them.
THE CORPSE IN THE GARDEN OF PERFECT BRIGHTNESS by
Malcolm Pryce, reviewed
by John Cleal
Railway detective Jack Wenlock, thrown out of work by
the 1947 nationalisation of the industry, searches the Far East for his mother,
whom he has always believed dead.
THE SUMMER OF ELLEN by Agnete Friis, reviewed by Ewa
Sherman
The realities of modern Copenhagen and of Jutland
farmland from the 1970s clash as Jacob Errbo, an architect drinking through his
bitter divorce, must return to the area he has not visited for nearly 40 years.
His very old great-uncles Anton and Anders want to find out what happened to a beautiful
hippy Ellen who moved in with them from a local commune.
NEVER SAY DIE by Anthony Horowitz, reviewed by Linda
Wilson
Alex Rider, traumatised by the murder of his best
friend and guardian, is determined to learn more about her death, even if his
quest might extinguish the tiny flicker of hope kindled by an inexplicable
email.
HOUSE OF CORRECTION by Nicci French, reviewed by Chris
Roberts
Tabitha Hardy is arrested for the murder of Stuart
Rees. She has little recollection of the day he was killed, but is convinced
she is innocent, although it seems everyone else believes she is guilty.
SAFE HOUSE by Jo Jakeman, reviewed by Kati Barr-Taylor
Charlie has a new life to go with her new name. But
her past is closing in.
FAITHFUL UNTO DEATH by Sarah Hawkswood, reviewed by
John Cleal
When the Prince of Powys’ messenger fails to reach his
English destination, lord sheriff’s men Bradecote, Catchpoll and Walkelin must
check a dead man’s identity.
THE CHEMICAL REACTION by Fiona Erskine, reviewed by
Linda Wilson
Chemical expert Dr Jaq Silver is in desperate need of
some income. She’s got debts mounting up and no easy way of paying them off, so
when she gets a job offer that involves a trip to China, beggars can’t be
choosers.
MIDNIGHT ATLANTA by Thomas Mullen, reviewed by Chris
Roberts
Atlanta 1956. When the black owner of the Atlanta
Daily Times is shot and killed, reporter Tommy Smith is determined to find the
culprit.
INVITATION TO DIE by Barbara Cleverly, reviewed by John Cleal
DI John Redfyre discovers a body and uncovers a story
of wartime betrayal and multiple murders.
CALL ME EVIE by JP Pomare, reviewed by Kati
Barr-Taylor
A quiet beach town should be the place where Evie can
heal. But Evie isn’t her name, and she is not there of her own free will.
SCAR TISSUE by Ollie Ollerton, reviewed by Linda
Wilson
When former special services operative Alex Abbott’s
son goes missing, he’s determined to do what he can to help, even if it means
walking into a trap.
SECOND SISTER by Chan Ho-Kei, reviewed by Chris
Roberts
Nga-yee is devastated when her younger sister Siu-man
jumps from their Hong Kong tenement flat to her death. She finds someone who can help her satisfy
her desire for revenge on the people who drove her to it.
IMPOSTER 13 by Rob Sinclair, reviewed by John Cleal
Aydin Torkal – the former terrorist known as Sleeper
13, now working with MI6 – infiltrates a sinister new terror cell that’s
planning a series of devastating worldwide attacks
THE TROPHY TAKER by Sarah Flint, reviewed by John
Barnbrook
A murderer cuts off ring fingers, rips out hearts and
discards them, replacing them with a token and leaves the bodies in graveyards
in London. DC Charlie Stafford and her team are desperate to find this killer.
THE BRAMBLE AND THE ROSE by Tom Bouman, reviewed by
Chris Roberts
Policeman Henry Farrell is called in when a body is
found, suspected to be the victim of a bear. Events prove there is more than
one predator in the woods.
THE FLIGHT by Julie Clark, reviewed by Kati Barr-Taylor
Claire and Eva meet at JFK Airport, New York. But
their encounter is brief, and their destinations could be their last.
CAST NO SHADOW by Julie Newman, reviewed by John Cleal
Young journalist Samantha investigates the story of an
Indian hotelier cleared of a rape charge when he is revealed to be a she. The
trail takes her into the dangerous Indian underworld, where money always talks
– and life is cheap.
Best wishes
Sharon and Linda
Bookblog of the Bristol Library: Archie Goes Home by Robert Goldsborough
Crime Watch Review: CONSOLATION by Garry Disher
Aubrey Hamilton Reviews: The Second Mother by Jenny Milchman
The Second
Mother
by Jenny Milchman (Sourcebooks Landmark, 2020) is Milchman’s fifth book in
seven years. In that time her work has achieved critical acclaim, winning the
Mary Higgins Clark and Silver Falchion awards and being shortlisted for
PEN/Faulkner, Macavity, and Anthony awards; receiving starred reviews from Publishers
Weekly, Library Journal, and Booklist; and showing up on Strand
Magazine and Suspense Magazine's Best Of lists. She is the
co-chair of International Thriller Writers' Debut Program and a member of the
Sisters in Crime Speakers Bureau.
Julie
Weathers and her husband have been living in an alcoholic haze since the sudden
death of their daughter. During an intermittent period of sobriety, she decides
to leave the small town in New York State she’d lived in all her life and start
over somewhere else. In her fuzzy and grief-stricken frame of mind, she decides
a teaching job on an isolated island off the coast of Maine would be just
right.
The island and
the surrounding ocean are exquisite in their beauty. The lonely house she is
given to live in on the other hand is strange. The people who lived there
previously still have keys and feel free to wander in without notice. Small
items appear and disappear, her dog is let out one day while she runs errands,
weird sounds; in short, it’s scary. Then there’s her job. One of the children
in her class is an odd youngster. His mother appears to take no interest in him,
and his grandmother takes far too much. The grandmother rules the island and
wants Julie to know it. She is obsessed with keeping families with children on
the island to maintain its centuries old way of life and obviously to keep her
power and influence which is waning as families move away. Julie is caught up
right away in trying to help the grandson while keeping the grandmother at bay.
She’s also unexpectedly attracted to one of the islanders.
Beautifully written, this book is billed as a psychological thriller but I heard echoes of Victoria Holt’s Gothic novels as I read. Young woman trying to escape her past – check; isolated and dangerous locale – check; resentful and powerful older woman– check; troubled child – check; attractive single man who rescues her from danger – check; old creaky house with unexplained noises – check. Pretty much hits all of the right buttons to be considered a contemporary Gothic. The icing on the cake is Depot, Julie’s huge Newfoundland-mix rescue dog, who will appeal to animal lovers everywhere. A fast-moving engaging read.
·
Hardcover: 464 pages
·
ISBN-10: 1728226368
·
ISBN-13: 978-1728226361
·
Publisher: Sourcebooks Landmark (August 18, 2020)
· Language: English
Aubrey Hamilton ©2020
Aubrey
Hamilton is a former librarian who works on Federal It projects by day and
reads mysteries at night.
Sunday, November 22, 2020
Mystery Fanfare: THANKSGIVING CRIME FICTION // THANKSGIVING MYSTERIES
Guest Post: Chicago’s Best Kept Food Secret by Chicago Foodie
Contributed by friend and Texas author, Mark Troy, who has a number of books for you to read.
Chicago’s Best
Kept Food Secret
by
Chicago Foodie
A
little-known taco truck is rapidly gaining in popularity with late-night
residents of Chicago who seek it out for the “specials” they can find nowhere
else. From July through December Jesse’s Tacos serves up eclectic dishes and
something extra for desperate people with a need to make a score, to even a
score, or to survive. You won’t find Jesse’s Tacos advertised on television or
listed in city guides. They are strictly word-of-mouth. A friend tells a friend.
So where is this truck located, you ask? All over Chicagoland. There is no one
location. Jesse’s moves frequently. Hey, they’re a truck. It’s what trucks do. Jesse’s
has an ever-expanding customer base to keep up with, and law enforcement to
keep ahead of. But if you’re jonesing for something different and spicy, for
some extras you can’t find anywhere else, here is your underground guide to Jesse’s
locations. Just don’t say I sent ya.
Guns + Tacos
Chicago Loop near Millenium Park. The daily special: Tacos de Cazuela.
* A dark South Side Street (South Siders know the spot.). The daily special: Three Brisket Tacos.
* Near Alvarado Street. The special: A Gyro.
* Halstead Street on the South Side. The daily special: Three Chalupas, Rice, Soda.
* Fuller Park behind a junkyard full of old cop cars. The daily special: Churros.
*
Wicker Park. The special: Burritos.
* No location given. Jesse’s is lying low. The special: Jalapeño Poppers.
* Near Princeton Avenue, just over the border from Gary, IN. The special: Four Shrimp Tacos.
* A strip mall off South Racine near the river. Tacos are featured.
* The Grand Crossing Neighborhood near the old Blockbuster. The special: Sopa.
*
La Villita Park. The special: Two Guatemalan Tacos.
The
“Extras”
At Jesse’s, its not the daily specials that make customers’ mouths water. It’s the “extras” that bring in the traffic. Check out the “extra” menu and see if you don’t agree:
A
Smith and Wesson
A
Sig Sauer
A
Glock
A
Kimber .45
El
Burro
A Beretta (offered twice)
A Flare Gun
A
Walther P.38
A
Street sweeper
A
Homemade Pistol
Bullets
and a revolver.
Here’s what Jesse’s loyal customers are saying:
“Left
the bag . . . next to a homeless individual.” Augustina Blanchard, M.D.
“Threw
the churros, which smelled like burnt hair, into the trash can.” Tucker
Mitchell.
“A
complex interplay of spices, dancing on the palate,” Brian Piccolo.
“Jesse
wants to go straight and open a restaurant.” Tommy.
“I’d’a
preferred some smack.” Homeless on Halstead.
“As
much as I hated to admit it, the damn thing was tasty as hell.” Tim.
“Even
prison food is better than this.” Joey.
“The
capsaicin made [my] mouth burn and [my] eyes water.” Carl Ember.
“The
cute Chinese cook . . . gives me a nod with barely a hint of a smile, an
adorable, deadly smile.” Maureen Eckles.
“I
toss the taco to a mangy dog loitering in the vacant lot.” Maureen Eckles.
“After
one bite that wouldn’t go down . . . I tossed the rest of the burrito into the
gutter.” Anonymous.
“The
shrimp taco tasted like something [I’d] expect a pelican to throw up on the
sidewalk.” Sal “Bible Boy” Anthony.
“Garlicy.
A spritz of lime in the soup brought all the flavors together.” Beau.
“That
bastard knows I can’t eat fried food. I think he wants to kill me.” Arturo
Carrasco
“Jesse’s
food makes dog shit taste good.” Tomas.
“I
wouldn’t give this to un policía.”
Diego.
“Not even to ICE.” Tomas.
Jesse
doesn’t do mailing lists and they don’t have a newsletter, but if you’re wanting
more information, start here:
https://downandoutbooks.com/bookstore/guns-tacos-s1-subscription/
https://downandoutbooks.com/bookstore/guns-tacos-s2-subscription/