Tuesday Evening Humor

 Via Barry ....

Children's books that did not sell well

 

1) You're Different-And That's Bad

 

2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

 

3) Robert: Dad's New Wife

 

4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

 

5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

 

6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her

 

7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

 

8) All Cats Go to Hell

 

9) The Little Sissy That Snitched

 

10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

 

11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.

 

12) Grandpa Gets a Casket

 

13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool

 

14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

 

15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

 

16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

 

17) Strangers Have the Best Candy

 

18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

 

19) You Were an Accident

 

20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

 

21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

 

22) Your Nightmares Are Real

 

23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?

 

24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown

 

25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose