The book opens with “Reign Check” by Arthur C. Carey
where George Simmons is out in his barren Iowa cornfield on a mission with his
dog, Lucy. The field has been picked clean, but his wife, Emiline, wants some
ears of corn for a Thanksgiving decoration.
Emiline, his grown daughter, Alma, and the grandkids are back at the
house working on getting the Thanksgiving dinner ready. George can’t wait to get back, but things are
going to conspire against him in this twisted and very funny tale.
“Thursday Night at Pins and Pub” by John Weagly
follows next with Waylon Preston complaining to Billy Weston that there never
is enough gravy. About the only thing Waylon does not put gravy on is pumpkin
pie as he really likes gravy. In the
small town of Currie Valley there just is not a lot to do. The local bowling
alley having some beers is the only place the brothers have to be on Thanksgiving.
Everybody knows everybody which makes the suddenly missing tip at the bar even
more important.
Sheriff Mollie Goodall is back in “Justice for Elijah”
written by two time Derringer winner Earl Staggs. It’s Thanksgiving Day and
Sheriff Mollie is covering the office while everyone is off. Her husband, Lilburn, is at home cooking
which is very good thing as he loves to cook and is good at it. Elijah Curry is not only one very dirty boy
in appearance; he also has a complicated tale of murder that crosses the Watango,
Texas county lines.
For some strange reason Mary had to go and marry a vegan.
That makes Thanksgiving complicated, but folks have to try and be civil to each
other. Maybe he wouldn’t be so thin and cranky in “All in the Family” by Amanda
Lundberg if he actually ate some meat. Messing with the Thanksgiving turkey was
not cool in this often funny tale that touches on several Thanksgivings and
some serious holiday stress.
For the Miller Clan Thanksgiving is the time to
celebrate politics and PACs and the entire election process. Politics and
collecting power is the life blood of the family. They start them young in
“Campaign Seasoning” by Betsy Bitner and skills for their corner of upstate New
York. The traditional meal and accompanying jokes were always the same until
Alexa came along after marrying into the family. Helen doesn’t trust her one
bit.
S. Furlong-Bolliger is up next the often funny story
“The Over the Hill Gang.” Back in the day the Hill Gang was a force to be
feared. These days there are just a few of them left and that made Deputy
Dalton decide there was no need to round up posse. After having Thanksgiving
dinner earlier in the day, Deputy Dalton set out in pursuit in this western
treat. Even at their worst, the gang never murdered anyone. That has changed as
the sheriff dead and Deputy Dalton is going to bring his killer to justice. The
question is – which aged criminal did it?
Stan is going to Thanksgiving dinner in “Good Times”
by Steve Shrott. He does not think it is any big deal though his red headed
receptionist Mindy clearly disagrees.
“’Look, I’m just going
to a Thanksgiving dinner, that’s all.
“Yeah, with guys who
kill people just cause they slurp their soup too loud.’”
She thinks it is bad idea, but Stan, the dentist,
needs to keep all his patients happy as times are hard. Easier said than done
at this dinner where paranoia can kill.
Andrew MacRae is up next with “Felony at Farquhar
Farms.” It really puts a damper on the
festivities when the cook runs from the kitchen screaming. It gets worse when
the cook drops to the polished oak floor in the foyer. Apparently, someone is
dead and Constable Pratt will have a number of suspects once he arrives by
bicycle. Constable Pratt is going to be busy in this often funny tale of
romance and mystery.
Thanksgiving dinner at Mickey’s Grandmother’s house
in Camden, Maine is always potluck because she can only make on dish. She can only make Waldorf salad in this tale
titled “Secret Ingredients” by Zoe Burke.
Unfortunately, neighbor Margaret Langenfeld is dead and the mayonnaise
in the salad may have done it. Annabelle isn’t so sure.
Ella and Emma Mullen are twin sisters in “Green
Beans & Murder” by Arlen Blumhagen. Opposite
as possible the twins don’t get along at all. Now, Mullen’s twin daughters are
missing. A small town in Montana means
somebody local had to do it and Sheriff Cody Gillen is stumped in this twisted
story.
It is 1964 and a week before Thanksgiving as “Mashed
in the Potatoes” by Lesley A. Diehl opens. There was an incident at
Thanksgiving last year and Aunt Nozzie has a plan to prevent a repeat this
Thanksgiving. Darcie, her boyfriend, Ken, and Barb will go and luck Ken will
experience the Thanksgiving dinner at Aunt Nozzle’s house. No matter how much
he is told, he has no idea what he is in for. Good thing Aunt Nozzle has a full
bar.
“They eDone Him Wrong” by Gail Farrelly is next. If
Uncle Ryan had just kept his mouth shut, except for eating, he would still be
74 and alive. Instead, he ticked everyone off and is now a 74 year old dead man.
You could learn something here if you talk a lot in this tale told from the
perspective of an e-reader.
Apparently Thanksgiving has been pretty rough for
the Fillmore family the last couple of years in “I Yam What I Yam” by Herschel
Cozine. First Grandpa Bert died and was laid to rest in the basement. Last year
Uncle Lazarus died from arsenic poisoning and was shelved in the basement. Thanksgiving
time again and the question is--can they all survive it?
“Talking Turkey” by Linda S. Reilly follows next
with sisters Flo and Effie who are arguing over whether or not this is the year
Tommy the turkey gets it. Flo wants the turkey dead and can almost taste it as
she tells her sister over and over again. Effie is adamant that the turkey is
family and has been since, as a baby, it survived the great storm in ‘08. But,
as anyone in any family knows, the fight over the turkey is over bigger issues
then the turkey or even sibling rivalry.
Frank wants to rob a liquor store on Thanksgiving as
a family holiday tradition and wants his wife’s help in “Drumsticks Can be
Deadly” by Stephen D. Rogers. After all, he never said word one when Laurie
would visit her parents on Thanksgiving last year. It is a great plan too. Neither one can testify against each other because
they are married. Junior in his diapers can’t do anything beyond baby
talk. Old Man Gruber is the perfect
target. It’s a great plan even despite a
possible curse.
Thanksgiving is going to be very different this year
with Grandpa dead. Grandmother has come a long way in the funny “Murder a la
Mode” by Barb Goffman. But, her new
lifestyle is way too revealing according to Felicity and as long as they stay
in the car she and Thomas won’t have to deal with it. If they leave right away
and never go to the door they can be back in Atlanta where they belong in 90
minutes.
“Perfect Pumpkin Pie” by Laura Hartman brings the
anthology to a close. Sharon isn’t at
all happy that Mason went and invited his mother and Aunt Lilly over for
Thanksgiving. Their dinners have always been perfect over the years and Sharon feels
she can’t complete. The fact that her mother-in-law hates her won’t help
things.
While Thanksgiving dinner is often the scene of
crime, the reasons and the suspects vary tremendously in this often funny book
of short stories. The 17 tales here are good ones featuring complexity and variety
in styles and situations. Some tales are fairly serious while others start the reader
laughing from the first sentence. The Killer Wore Cranberry: A Second Helping
is a solidly good read.
