With Jay Hartman’s
recent Facebook announcement and I quote, “From now through November 30th, 100%
of the net royalties of paperback and ebook sales through our store will be
donated to Second Harvest Food Banks located in NW North Carolina where some of
the worst damage was done from Hurricane Helene. Folks there still need your help!,”
it seemed a good time to remind folks of this enjoyable read. Besides, we are
about a month out from Thanksgiving, so there is that too. If you pick it up at
the publisher, the Misti
Media Bookstore, you can save a little bit and make your purchase dollars
go further.
Edited by J. Alan
Hartman, the recently released Misti Media anthology, The Perp Wore
Pumpkin: A Humorous Crime Anthology to Benefit Second Harvest Food Bank,
is a highly entertaining read. This is especially true if you like puns and
slap stick humor. The book also includes four Thanksgiving related recipes
offered by Jay’s sister, Lisa Lynn.
After a short
introduction by Jay explaining why he did a charity anthology and how it will
help give back in many locations, it is on to the stories.
“The Thanksgiving
Parade” by Sandra Murphy begins where two people are working undercover in a
holiday parade. Both are very much undercover as one is costumed as a baked
potato with fixings and the other as jellied cranberry sauce. They are not the
only ones dressed as food items. They also may not be the only ones Arlo in a
certain bank, the First Federal Bank of Orlo.
The Finley Family
Thanksgivings are a notorious deal going back many years. It is happening again
in “The Vic Wore Yams” by Heidi Hunter. The kitchen fire had caused a delay in
meal prep. Then the narrator’s dad lacerated the heck out of a finger as he tried
to carve the turkey. The dog got the meat the blood hit. But, the death at the
table, and the resulting family commotion really brought things to a halt.
Janet saw the stumbling
man from her third-floor window as “A Regular Harvest Moon Blowout” by Daniel
Sohn begins. It is only as he gets closer to her apartment building in
Columbia, Missouri, she realizes he is bleeding. She goes to help and he has
been stabbed. Stanley Tiller appreciates the help. He also just wants to get
back to his hotel room where he is supposed to be hosting the annual holiday
dinner. She agrees to give him a ride and things get even more interesting.
“A Diverse
Thanksgiving” by Debra H. Goldstein comes next where Warden Oscar P. Weiner is
just trying to make it through his final two weeks to retirement without any
problems. That includes never having to deal with inmate Joshua Randall ever
again. While on paper he is an absolute model prisoner, Randall is always
stealing from his office as he negotiates on behalf of his fellow inmates. This
year, the annual thanksgiving dinner is not enough as he wants more than the
usual fare. The latest round of negotiations is soon underway with Warden
Weiner doing his best to control the damage and the outcome.
The rich tradition of
hobos riding the rails is the background of “Hobo Hannah and the Great Pumpkin
Heist” by Lesley A. Diehl. Hanna, her friend, Lily, and their Maine coon cat,
T-rex, gave up the hobo life to go to home to where Hannah came from all those
years ago. They did. Soon after, Hannah was elected sheriff and replaced the
high school bully and sheriff, Hiram Noggins. The guy is still a bully and did
not take losing well. He has made threats to expose her for being incompetent.
Now pumpkins are vanishing from fields right before harvest and pumpkin
products are being stolen from stores. The loss of everything pumpkin related
could ruin Thanksgiving for everyone miles around.
The first two stories
that specifically reference Texas author Earl Staggs come next with and begin
with Barry’s Ergang’s groaner filled tale, “Buffet, the Umpire Slayer.”
Normally, Hardy Boyle stays home on Thanksgiving eating tacos, drinking beer,
and watching football. But, he was recently involved in the hunt for and rescue
of the daughters of the managing partners of the talent agency,
Binthair-Dunthat. Second rate actor, Macdonald Adamia, took them in misguided
attempt to get acting jobs. Hardy Boyle solved the case and got the daughters
rescued and back home. Now, one of the partners, Lucas Binthair, is having a
holiday meal and celebration at a closed public restaurant and Hardy Boyle is
in attendance. Good thing as when death strikes, Boyle’s friend, Detective
Lieutenant Paul Ohnius handles the case at the Belladonna. An entertaining
mystery that is packed full of groaners which is why Earl frequently referred
to the author as the “Guru of Groaners.”
Bennet is less than
thrilled to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma. He isn’t surprised his new son-in-law has
screwed up and there is no turkey in “The Last Turkey in Tulsa” by Jim Fusilli.
His daughter, Cammy, is quite upset. With her being married to a man that never
even asked for her hand in marriage, Bennet thinks her new husband, Owen,
should deal with it. Bennet’s wife, Charlene, thinks Daddy (Bennet) should
help. So, like many a smarty married man before him, after some grumbling,
Bennett sets out trying to help by trying to find a turkey for the holiday
dinner. Far easier said than done at this late hour.
Dinner at Ann Marie’s
is clearly going to be problematic and not just because the sister-in-law is
not at all hygienic in “The Chile Pumpkin Pie Rebellion” by Linda Kay Hardie.
Though that is now going to help our narrator deal with her verbally abusive husband,
Jamie. How she goes about it, and all that she has to deal with to make things
happen, is the crux of this short story that also references the late Texas
author, Earl Staggs.
Every year Aunt Sadie
makes pumpkin whoopie pies. The things are horrible because she substitutes
ingredients at random giving them a horrible taste. In “Making Woopie” by Shari
Held, it is that time of year again. The newest member of the family, Trevor,
is about to experience the annual nightmare Hopefully this year great-great
Aunt Sadie has not decided to substitute pickle chunks for pecans again or use
salt instead of sugar. Something is coming and once again everybody assembled
will just have to deal with it.
The final story is “Pie
à la Poison: A Vermont Radio Mystery” by Nikki Knight and one with a far more
serious tone and subtle humor. Jaye Jordan is divorced, a single mom, and back
home in Vermont at the radio station, WSV. She first started out there just
after college, and when everything went so wrong in NYC, she came back home and
bought the station. With her daughter with her dad and his family on this
Thanksgiving night, she is alone in the station and handling everything
including the request line. The same phone line where an elderly woman has
confessed to setting up a double murder. The question is whether Jaye Jordan
can get authorities involved in enough time to stop it in this very good
mystery tale.
One final recipe and
the often extensively detailed bios of the authors brings this entertaining
holiday anthology to a close. If you read the previous holiday anthologies
edited by Jay Hartman and you liked them, you will definitely like this one.
Many of the same authors are involved as are the usual elements of puns and
slapstick humor. As always, the recipes are a nice touch for those cooking at
home.
The Perp Wore Pumpkin:
A Humorous Crime Anthology to Benefit Second Harvest Food Bank
is a fun and entertaining quick read. It features plenty of humor, action, and
mystery, and thus leaves the reader well fed at the end.
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Purchase Link: https://amzn.to/48eP4Gq
My review copy came
from the publisher, Misti Media, with no expectation of a review.
Kevin R. Tipple ©2023, 2024
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