"The yolk got it with one blow. No weapon present on scene and the fact the shell was not shattered means this was not self inflicted. Yes, what we clearly have here is an Eggicide."
(The 50 something detecive sporting a large cowboy belt buckle on his comfortable jeans and more than a few extra pounds slips on stylish sunglasses and turns towards the setting sun reflecting off the Dallas skyline with a no nonsense expression on his ruggedly handsome face)
"This is an active crime scene and we have witnesses, people, so let's get to work...."
1 hour ago