Beneath the Stains of Time: The Julius Caesar Murder Case (1935) by Wallace Irwin

Beneath the Stains of Time: The Julius Caesar Murder Case (1935) by Wallace Irwin: Wallace Irwin was an American journalist, satirist and writer whose work covered everything from humorous sketches, political satire and li...

FFB Review: "THE JULIUS CAESAR MURDER CASE (1935) by Wallace Irwin (Reviewed by Barry Ergang)

Friday means Friday’s Forgotten Books. Before you go take a look at the complete list over at Patti Abbott’s blog, consider The Julius Caesar Murder Case by Wallace Irwin. Not only did Barry review it today, but Patrick Ohl offered his take on this book back in 2013 for FFB.

THE JULIUS CAESAR MURDER CASE (1935) by Wallace Irwin

Reviewed by Barry Ergang

Forget about what you know from history lessons or Shakespeare’s drama. Julius Caesar’s demise did not occur as accounts have described it elsewhere. No, it is only through the unremitting pursuit of truth by one Publius Manlius (Mannie) Scribo, ace  reporter and sports columnist for the Evening Tiber, that we know what actually occurred on that fateful Ides of March. It begins with the murder of J. Romulus Comma, a producer at Pompey’s Theater, a crime Q. Bulbus Apex, “city editor and owner” of the tabloidium and Mannie’s boss, does not want Mannie to investigate. Nor do the famous General Mark Anthony, “Julius Cæsar’s dummy Consul, the Administration’s handshaker,” and Chief of Police Kellius. But pursue the case Mannie does, despite opposition from those and other quarters, and in the course of things uncovers a conspiracy to do in Caesar himself.  

In addition to the aforementioned Caesar and Anthony, Mannie’s investigation puts him into the presence or orbits of significant figures including Cleopatra, Brutus, Cassius, Casca, Cicero, and Caesar’s former wives. Along with his faithful and canny British slave Smithicus, he also encounters the acting troupe from Pompey’s Theater and must contend with his conflicted feelings for the unpredictable Romula, daughter of J. Romulus Comma.

The book has been reissued in both print and electronic editions by Ramble House. I read the electronic edition, which is not without some typos here and there—e.g., J. Romulus Comma at least once called Q. Romulus Comma, and multiple varied misspellings of Caesar.

The book is a humorous whodunit. Or, at any rate, is meant to be. But humor is a very subjective matter. While the puzzle and solution were well-handled, and though I smiled and even chuckled aloud in a few spots, I thought the overall result was too self-consciously “cute”—the author’s “Look, folks, I’m being clever and comical!” affectation.

In his introduction to this edition of the novel, Richard A. Lupoff points out that “Through the eyes and in the voice of Mannie Scribo he goes out of his way to lampoon craven editors, ruthless publishers, and Roman politicians,” adding “He also manages to include offensive caricatures of blacks, Greeks, Jews, Britons, gays, Chinese, and little people. If Wallace Irwin was a bigot, at least he was an equal-opportunity bigot.”

If a character in a story or novel uses, whether in thought or dialogue, a racial or ethnic slur, the reader can assume the author wants him to understand this bigoted aspect of that character’s personality. It’s a different matter when the author resorts to such slurs, as Wallace Irwin does, in what are ostensibly objective portions of his narrative. I don’t mean to come across as holier-than-thou; I’m well aware that novels often reflect the attitudes of their times and authors. But I found Irwin’s slurring and stereotyping a long way from funny.

My suggestion is to read some or all of the first chapter at the Ramble House website to decide if The Julius Caesar Murder Case is your kind of mystery. You can read Richard A. Lupoff’s introduction there, as well.

© 2015 Barry Ergang

Derringer Award-winner Barry Ergang’s written work has appeared in numerous publications, print and electronic. Some of it is available at Amazon and at Smashwords. His website is http://www.writetrack.yolasite.com/.

FFB Review: "The Julius Caesar Murder Case" by Wallace Irwin

Friday means Friday’s Forgotten Books hosted by Patti Abbott here. Patrick Ohl is back with thoughts on The Julius Caesar Murder Case by Wallace Irwin. Patrick also has the At The Scene Of the Crime blog here so go by there after you read the below review….

We all, of course, know about the death of Julius Caesar. According to Shakespeare, the doomed dictator was warned by a soothsayer to “beware the Ides of March”. But Caesar did not heed this warning, and on that day he was stabbed 23 times by a group of conspirators led by Marcus Junius Brutus (Et tu, Brute?). Sic semper tyrannis and all that rot, eh?

At least that’s what the historian think, and let’s leave them to worry about facts and historical accuracy. Instead, let us contemplate what really happened on that fateful March in 44 B. C.. Have you heard, by any chance, of Manlius Scribo, the star reporter for the Evening Tiber—an early success in journalism, edited by Q. Bulbous Apex? Perhaps you have heard of the barbaric British slave who served Scribo: Smithicus? But more important than that, do you know that the events leading to Caesar’s death were all started by the murder of the actor J. Romulus Comma? No? Then, my friend, you must run along to your nearest bookstore and acquaint yourself with Wallace Irwin’s The Julius Caesar Murder Case.

First things first: this is not a historical mystery in the sense that we understand today. This isn’t a historically accurate depiction of Ancient Rome, and the author has no intention of trying to reconstruct this long-gone society and then writing a murder story within the time period. No, this is the Ancient Rome of a Looney Tunes cartoon. This is more a comedy, with characters making references to inventions that would come years later – for instance, when the slave Smithicus suggests that traffic can be controlled via beacons of different colours. The book feels rather like a movie from the 1930s, maybe in the mystery-comedy genre, and the dialogue often has the same snappy feel to it.

More specifically, much of the comedy is vicious satire, laid squarely at the heels of Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini. In fact, the book’s joking dedication is “To Benito Mussolini and Adolf Hitler, this book is affectionately dedicated with the author’s feeling that in distance there is security.” There is a very strong anti-fascist theme throughout the book, with various characters condemning Caesar and the way he has seized control over Rome. There are many wisecracks throughout— for instance,  there are some nice lines about censorship of the press.  Keep in mind that this book was released in 1935, long before the outbreak of WWII.

Even the death of Caesar is played for laughs, as we discover that the historical account of his assassination was lacking one key detail: it turns out that Caesar’s assassination was an impossible crime of sorts...

For Julius Caesar, walking quite alone, fully a dozen feet beyond the reach of any assassin’s arm, suddenly threw his stylus in the air and fell forward on his face!

A deadly knife, coming out of nowhere, had pierced him straight through the back and stood quivering in his bleeding and lifeless body!

(…) To the conspirators it was intensely embarrassing. “Who in Helvetia did that?” cried Decimus Brutus in a rough soldier’s voice.

“I didn’t,” quavered Junius Brutus. “I was going to, but — ”

“None of us did!” muttered the others.

“What are we expected to do now?” asked Casca petulantly. “We came here to kill Cæsar, and he’s done the job himself.”

“Bolonia!” snarled Cassius, “a man can’t stab himself in the back, even if he is a politician. (…) Grab the credit for it, boys! That’s the main thing. Brutus, turn him over, take that hog-knife out of his back and stick your own dagger in his chest. Atta patriot. Now, boys, give the yell — one, two, three — ”

“Sic Semper Tyrannis — rah-rah — Liberty, Liberty — Ti-ger!!!” roared the Six Savage Senators, appropriately dipping their swords in blood as they waved them aloft.

This is more or less where the plot takes over and the satire begins to direct itself towards the mystery genre. It’s targeted quite a bit throughout the book, in a playful way. For instance, the novel opens with a bogus bibliography that lists many important sources that went into the making of this book, such as the Encyclopedia Britannica (BIF to COG) or that eternal guide, Andrew Flech Doughbeer’s 100 Lessons in Sex. But what concerns us here is the mysteries that are listed. Many of these are real mysteries – for instance, Harry Stephen Keeler’s The Box from Japan or Ellery Queen’s The American Gun Mystery – but some are joke titles. After S. S. Van Dine’s The Green Murder Case is listed, there follow two books by “Anonymous": The Yellow Murder Case and The Blue Murder Case, as well as the Congressional Record, 1876-79.

Other plot elements poke fun at some of the genre’s traditions. For instance, Cleopatra is presented as your classic femme fatale, a most appropriate incarnation. Mark Anthony is a ruthless businessman who won’t let anything stand in his path. The prospective murder victim, Caesar, is so thick-headed about there being a murder conspiracy against him, that when it is pointed out to him he laughs it off. He’s having too much fun running his very own empire.

All this is done with a sense of play and a genuine respect for the genre’s key staple: ingenuity. You see, the murder of Julius Caesar has a genuinely ingenious solution, one that I did not see coming at all because I was too busy laughing at the jokes. You get all the clues that point out the murderer’s identity, and so I’m ashamed of my failure to solve the case because I should have seen the solution.

If you’ve never read The Julius Caesar Murder Case, I highly recommend it. It’s plenty of fun. It’s an early example of the historical mystery genre that has become wildly popular these days. It doesn’t try to recreate history like Paul Doherty might, but it has fun with its premise, and it transports you to an Ancient Rome that follows the logic of the Looney Tunes universe. The murder plot is plenty of fun and rather ingenious. The satire directed against Hitler and Mussolini is genuinely funny, as is the satirical take on the mystery genre. It’s a fun read overall.

Patrick Ohl ©2013

The nineteen-year-old Patrick Ohl continues to plot to take over the world when he isn’t writing reviews of books he reads on his blog, At the Scene of the Crime. In his spare time he conducts genetic experiments in his top-secret laboratory, hoping to create a creature as terrifying as the Giant Rat of Sumatra in a bid to take over the world. His hobbies include drinking tea and going outside to do a barbecue in -10°C weather.