This is an old one that is suddenly making the rounds again.....
An author dies and is given the choice of going to Heaven or Hell, but is shown them both before he has to choose. His first stop is Hell and he sees writers chained to desks being forced to write for eternity and whipped if they don't produce anything.
He's then taken to Heaven where he sees writers chained to desks being forced to write for eternity and whipped if they don't produce anything. He turns to St Peter and said, 'This is exactly what happens in Hell. What's the difference?'
Saint Peter said, 'In Heaven you get published.'
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