Been awhile since I posted one of these. I hate going out on the weekend to do grocery shopping or anything else, but with painters about to descend on this building I figured I had to do it yesterday. While at the grocery store Scott told me to ram the latest fool who had blundered in front of my motorized cart. I shook my head no and waited for the woman to realize she had blocked me as well as at least three other people in both directions with her cart while she talked on her cell phone.
From behind me I heard Scott clearly say...
"Go ahead....ram her....do it. Come to the dark side.....we have milk and cookies. And you can wear black."
There was laughter from several folks and the woman in question finally woke up to her situation.
By the way, Scott's grades are in for the fall semester. 2 A's and 3 B's. The boy did really well.