Sunday, July 22, 2018


Due to the extreme heat, if you or a loved one are hearing ominous music and have realized you are about to be the victim of a serial killer, you are asked to cooperate fully in your death and you are asked not to struggle or resist. Disposal of your body is going to be hard enough in these weather conditions so please cooperate fully with your killer. However, as always, if you hear banjos, go ahead and run, but it probably won't matter.

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